How I met headapollo
No look at that picture, isn’t it pretty and perfect and brilliant? Headapollo is a dashing young man who Absnasm brought to lunch one hungover Sunday, he’s smart and funny and outgoing and even joined in a few songs Absnasm would normally sing to herself because I never remember lyrics very well and usually just sit there like a constipated goldfish, luckily for me Headapollo saved me from this grace. He gets my approval all round (like he needs it..well he does a bit!!) and I hope to be spending more lunches learning the true origin of Greggs pasties and listening to dub stylee Pink Floyd with him again, as I’m sure he’ll be hanging around the slums of Bensham, Gateshead a whole lot more.

Absnasm
Gateshead